Just in time for the finale of the election season, we bring you this important public service announcement. Next time you reach for a bottle of Chardonnay, know that you have the power to make Chardonnay great again. Demand that winemakers stop the madness and join us in the pursuit of balanced, quality Chardonnay. These grapevines are impressionable and easily manipulated. We must speak for them when they can’t speak for themselves.